TELEPHONE COMPANIES NATIONWIDE WILL NOW BROADCAST ORWELLIAN MESSAGES DIRECTLY FROM OBAMA'S MOUTH TO YOUR PHONE!       AND YOU CAN'T SHUT HIM OFF!
From the ever so brilliant minds at FEMA comes another Orwellian implementation to keep you safe from the boogieman. FEMA has proudly announced it's latest folly. The "Personal Localized Alerting Network" (P.L.A.N.)  is now up and running. From this day forth all new handheld devices will be fitted with a special Obamachip to receive alerts from Obama, which will be sent directly to your phone. The system is designed to supersede all other phone traffic, In an attempt to avoid delays. (maybe just implant the chips directly into our brains)  One would hope that appropriate measures will be put in place to tightly control and authenticate any messages which are broadcast to cellphone users.  It certainly would be an attractive target for terrorists, scammers, spammers and mischief-makers. These Orwellian Obamalert messages are now required to be broadcast  by AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile and Verizon.
 "A Party member lives from birth to death under the eye of the Thought Police. Even when he is alone he can never be sure that he is alone. Wherever he may be, asleep or awake, working or resting, in his bath or in bed, he can be inspected without warning and without knowing that he is being inspected. Nothing that he does is indifferent." -George Orwell-

SATIRE: Hitler Is furious because Obama has stolen his plan to  create a fascist police state by controlling  all social media!