SHOULD WE BAN ASSAULT PRESSURE COOKERS?
AMERICA'S BEST AND BRIGHTEST COLLAGE STUDENTS SIGN PETITIONS TO BAN PRESSURE COOKERS
Not to be outdone by the hundreds of Californians who recently signed petitions supporting door-to-door firearm confiscation and warrantless home searches, college students in Miami-Dade county have stepped up in the interest of America’s safety and security to a new level by banning another hazardous weapon of mass destruction,the common kitchen pressure cooker. Posing as a liberal activist, the petitioner makes her case by claiming pressure cookers, “were actually used in the Boston bombing, so we’re just trying to limit who can get them,” adding that her organization is, “just trying to keep people safe by reducing the number of them.” Our best and brightest were more than happy to oblige.
HARD TO BELIEVE
AMERICA'S BEST AND BRIGHTEST COLLAGE STUDENTS SIGN PETITIONS TO BAN PRESSURE COOKERS
Not to be outdone by the hundreds of Californians who recently signed petitions supporting door-to-door firearm confiscation and warrantless home searches, college students in Miami-Dade county have stepped up in the interest of America’s safety and security to a new level by banning another hazardous weapon of mass destruction,the common kitchen pressure cooker. Posing as a liberal activist, the petitioner makes her case by claiming pressure cookers, “were actually used in the Boston bombing, so we’re just trying to limit who can get them,” adding that her organization is, “just trying to keep people safe by reducing the number of them.” Our best and brightest were more than happy to oblige.
HARD TO BELIEVE
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