PARANOID "HOMELAND SECURITY FREAKS" MISTAKE CELLPHONE FOR GUN AND HAVE WHOLE WALMART SURROUNDED AND LOCKED DOWN BY SWAT TEAMS AND FEDERAL GOONS
Kirksville, Mo. — A report of an armed man acting erratically in the Wal-Mart parking lot Wednesday led to the store being  locked down for over an hour before Kirksville Police responded  and determined that overzealous patrons had watched Homeland Security Czar Nanet Napolitano on Walmart video screens giving her spiel about SEE SOMETHING - SAY SOMETHING and had gotten just a little carried away.According to Kirksville Police Chief Jim Hughes, a patron stopped a Kirksville Police officer and said they had seen an individual acting erratically in a truck in the Wal-Mart parking lot shortly before 2:30 p.m. The patron believed the individual had a gun to his head."We don't take these things lightly," Hughes said, "especially nowadays."KPD responded to control the scene and ordered a lockdown of the store both to keep shoppers in and prevent the individual from entering the store. After identifying the vehicle and person in question, Hughes said a decision was made on the scene for police to attempt contact. They were able to communicate with him and he voluntarily exited the vehicle. No weapon was found and the individual was taken into custody without incident. The individual was talking on a cell phone at the time of the incident. It's likely that is the object the passerby identified as a gun. READ ENTIRE ARTICLE